And now, a few words from . . . Bertrand Russell

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

And now, a few words from . . . J. K. Rowling

If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

And now, a few words from . . . Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

And now, a few words from . . . Bertrand Russell

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

And now, a few words from . . . Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

And now, a few words from . . . Eleanor Roosevelt

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.

And now, a few words from . . . Eleanor Roosevelt

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

And now, a few words from . . . François de La Rochefoucauld

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.

And now, a few words from . . . Andy Rooney

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

And now, a few words from . . . Will Rogers

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

And now, a few words from . . . Andy Rooney

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

And now, a few words from . . . Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

And now, a few words from . . . Theodore Roosevelt

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

And now, a few words from . . . Will Rogers

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

And now, a few words from . . . Will Rogers

I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.

And now, a few words from . . . Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

And now, a few words from . . . Andy Rooney

Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

And now, a few words from . . . Eleanor Roosevelt

You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.

And now, a few words from . . . Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

And now, a few words from . . . Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.