Liz and I bought a car recently, and the dealership signed us up for a loan from a local financial institution. A few days later, I got a call from a very pleasant young man employed by the lender, who needed to confirm some basic information about us.
“Is (such and such) your email address?” the man asked.
“Yes.”
AWESOME!”
And is (such and such) your mailing address?”
Yes.
“AWESOME!”
And is (such and such) the correct spelling of your name?”
Yes.
AWESOME!”
I think there were a few more questions along those lines, but by this point I was so puffed up by my obvious awesomeness that I began to feel giddy, so I can’t be sure what happened next.
If “AWESOME” is now the correct way to describe the most matter-of-fact statement, how should we react to something truly awesome when we encounter it? I suppose supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would work. It is an awesome word, after all. A bit long-winded, though.