And now, a few words from . . . Karl Kraus

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. No petty prejudices!

And now, a few words from . . . Milan Kundera

Dogs are a link to paradise.

And now, a few words from . . . Martin Luther King Jr.

It may be true that the law can’t make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that’s pretty important also.

And now, a few words from . . . Jack Kerouac

Because in the end you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing the lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.

And now, a few words from . . . Alex Katz

I can't think of anything more exciting than the surface of things. Just appearance.

And now, a few words from . . . Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

And now, a few words from . . . Jimmy Kimmel

I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest.

And now, a few words from . . . Jimmy Kimmel

Here’s what I don’t understand about rioting. If you’re going to destroy a city for no reason, why destroy your own city? Move one city over.

And now, a few words from . . . Martin Luther King Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

And now, a few words from . . . Mark Knopfler

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

And now, a few words from . . . Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

And now, a few words from . . . Larry King

I never learned anything while I was talking.

And now, a few words from . . . Garrison Keillor

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.