Here's one snippet of conversation I didn't need to overhear

As I walked one of our dogs through the neighborhood this morning, we approached a house where two women were chatting on the front porch. I assume I saw them before they saw me, otherwise the speaker might have lowered her voice a bit before proclaiming, rather loudly: “My body doesn’t like deodorant.”

Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw the other woman back away a couple of inches, but it probably was my imagination.