This is a test of the National Security Agency's domestic surveillance system. This is only a test. If this were an actual surveillance operation, you wouldn't know bubkes.
In keeping with our mission statement and in compliance with all applicable federal laws and regulations, your faithful servants here at the Ministry of Truth are sworn to keep you in the dark about any alleged violations of your privacy. This is being done to assure that you do not suffer any undue stress while contemplating what your government may or may not be doing behind your back. After all, safeguarding your peace of mind is our primary concern.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
This concludes the test.
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