Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Was Herman Melville trying a bit too hard here?

Under the headline "Herman Melville Likes Your Beard," a blog calling itself The Towering Irrelevance claims that, in a mere two chapters of White Jacket, Melville, who sported a beard himself, uses all of the following terms to describe beards:
  • beards
  • the crop
  • suburbs of the chin
  • homeward-bounders
  • fly-brushes
  • long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some aged oak
  • love-curls
  • Winnebago locks
  • carroty bunches
  • rebellious bristles
  • redundant mops
  • yellow bamboos
  • long whiskers
  • thrice-noble beards
  • plantations of hair
  • whiskerandoes
  • nodding harvests
  • viny locks
  • the fleece
  • fine tassels
  • goatees
  • imperials
  • sacred things
  • admiral’s pennant
  • manhood
  • muzzle-lashings
(Thanks to my friend Lee for bringing this to my attention. I could suggest that this raises questions about whether he has too much time on his hands, but seeing as I’ve taken the time to post the list, I can't very well lambaste him without risking a well-deserved pot-calling-the-kettle-black comeback.)

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