And now, a few words from . . . François Morency

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

And now, a few words from . . . Molière

It's true Heaven forbids some pleasures, but a compromise can usually be found.

And now, a few words from . . . Molière

A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.

And now, a few words from . . . H. L. Mencken

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.

And now, a few words from . . . Bill McGlashen

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.

And now, a few words from . . . Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

And now, a few words from . . . Wilma Mankiller

In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.

And now, a few words from . . . H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

And now, a few words from . . . H. L. Mencken

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

And now, a few words from . . . H. L. Mencken

Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

And now, a few words from . . . Molière

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

And now, a few words from . . . Shirley MacLaine

It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.

And now, a few words from . . . Claude Monet

Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment.

And now, a few words from . . . Thomas Merton

Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

And now, a few words from . . . H. L. Mencken

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

And now, a few words from . . . Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

And now, a few words from . . . Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

And now, a few words from . . . Steve Maraboli

Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.

And now, a few words from . . . Groucho Marx

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

And now, a few words from . . . René Magritte

The mind loves the unknown. It loves images whose meaning is unknown, since the meaning of the mind itself is unknown.