And now, a few words from . . . Robert Fulghum

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

And now, a few words from . . . W. C. Fields

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

And now, a few words from . . . Linda Furney

If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.

And now, a few words from . . . Robert Frost

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

And now, a few words from . . . Anatole France

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

And now, a few words from . . . Benjamin Franklin

How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!

And now, a few words from . . . Ernst Fischer

As machines become more and more efficient and perfect, so it will become clear that imperfection is the greatness of man.

And now, a few words from . . . W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

And now, a few words from . . . J. G. Farrell

We look on past ages with condescension, as a mere preparation for us . . . but what if we're only an after-glow of them?

And now, a few words from . . . W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

And now, a few words from . . . Francis of Assisi

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. 

And now, a few words from . . . W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

And now, a few words from . . . Robert Frost

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

And now, a few words from . . . M. F. K. Fisher

Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken.

And now, a few words from . . . W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.