And now, a few words from . . . Bob Dylan

Chaos is a friend of mine.

And now, a few words from . . . Ellen DeGeneres

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

And now, a few words from . . . Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.

And now, a few words from . . . Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

And now, a few words from . . . Charles De Gaulle

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

And now, a few words from . . . Emily Dickinson

I'm nobody! Who are you?

And now, a few words from . . . Bob Dylan

They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings. Steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you king.

And now, a few words from . . . Salvador Dali

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

And now, a few words from . . . Frans de Waal

If we look straight and deep into a chimpanzee’s eyes, an intelligent self-assured personality looks back at us. If they are animals, what must we be?

And now, a few words from . . . W. H. Davies

Now shall I walk / Or shall I ride? / “Ride,” Pleasure said; / “Walk,” Joy replied.

And now, a few words from . . . Clarence Darrow

I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a (heck) of a lot more if I had been understood.