We all know that corporate billing departments are staffed by a humorless bunch of paper-pushing drones. Sure, they may pay lip service to civility, but it's all an act.
There is hope, however, and his name - or pseudonym - is Wilhelm Marlow. As the following verbatim e-mail shows, this would-be criminal has inadvertently transformed accounts receivable into high comedy, thanks to his pathetic attempt to separate people from their money by defrauding them with illiterate, infantile missives.
Somewhere in Nigeria, a village is missing its idiot.
There is hope, however, and his name - or pseudonym - is Wilhelm Marlow. As the following verbatim e-mail shows, this would-be criminal has inadvertently transformed accounts receivable into high comedy, thanks to his pathetic attempt to separate people from their money by defrauding them with illiterate, infantile missives.
Somewhere in Nigeria, a village is missing its idiot.
Hello Customer
This is a notice that an bill of parcels has been generated on 31/12/2013. Your payment method is: credit card.
Thanks and good luck,
Wilhelm Marlow
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