It’s awfully hard to book a cruise these days, isn’t it? There are so many alluring options from which to choose that picking just one is all but impossible. Do I want the fire-aboard-ship cruise? Or the dead-in-the-water-with-engine-failure tour? The Somali-pirates-to-starboard trip? Or the backed-up-toilets poop sail? The man-overboard vacation? Or the ever-popular influenza voyage?
Remember "The Love Boat"? Sure, it was chock full of marginally talented actors playing tacky people saying sappy things while wearing the latest in hideous polyester clothing, but at least you never worried that the ship might sink midway through an episode. As they say over at Carnival: “Every morning, every evening, ain’t we got fun?”
Remember "The Love Boat"? Sure, it was chock full of marginally talented actors playing tacky people saying sappy things while wearing the latest in hideous polyester clothing, but at least you never worried that the ship might sink midway through an episode. As they say over at Carnival: “Every morning, every evening, ain’t we got fun?”
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