Ah, the advantages of being an old fart.
Now that I’ve turned 62, I’m finally eligible for Social Security! But wait, there’s more, as they say on those annoying late-night TV commercials for cheap crap you've never heard of and certainly don't need.
Stopping at Dunkin’ Donuts the other day to buy a gift card, I spotted a sign announcing that people 62 and older are eligible for a senior discount there!
Now that I’ve turned 62, I’m finally eligible for Social Security! But wait, there’s more, as they say on those annoying late-night TV commercials for cheap crap you've never heard of and certainly don't need.
Stopping at Dunkin’ Donuts the other day to buy a gift card, I spotted a sign announcing that people 62 and older are eligible for a senior discount there!
On the one hand, then, I will soon have a new source of income! On the other hand, cheap doughnuts are now in the offing! These are two developments worth celebrating, but which is more exciting? A tough call, you say? I don't think so.
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